Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Why I Love Obama

If I believed in God, I might be inclined to think that Barack Obama is his son on Earth. Sure he had to tell a few white lies to win the election, but his winning was far more important than campaign rhetoric. He, with the help of the divine Nancy Pelosi are doing what needs to be done. The crime rates in the United States can be solely explained by income inequality, and the Democratic Party is ensuring that the darkness of free market capitalism is crushed forever. The dream of a peaceful planet without war is near at hand, and Obama is the man to do it.

Since the Democratic Party will not be running a primary process, loyal Liberals must do everything in their power to ensure that the Republicans choose Sarah Palin. We know Independents would rather have Obama than Palin, and given that she ain't the brightest pea in the pod, her selection would guarantee Obama's re-election.

Let's make this happen!

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