Thursday, December 3, 2009

Do it for the Polar Bears

I have been screaming from my mother's basement for days about the need to impose caps on production and consumption in order to save the Planet. Much to my frustration, nobody seems to be listening. Desperate times call for desperate measures, so here is a picture of a baby polar bear. By pasting pictures of polar bears onto my blog, I am better able to convince you that we need to adopt a system of global socialism on the Planet Earth. Don't believe me? Just look at the adorable polar bear. Do it for him. By imposing the upcoming Copenhagen Accords, we can not only save the planet, we can save polar bears, but most importantly we can redistribute the wealth of the world in order to end hunger, end crime, end war, end suffering, and live in a Utopian society that many great minds could only dream of.

Do it for the polar bears. Isn't he cute?


  1. Dude... can I just copy and paste your posts onto mine? The sarcasm will come off way better on a real blog...! : )