Please, can we finally scrap air travel? It is bad enough that we as a global community engage in international trade, why must we condone international travel? Nobody should ever have to go anywhere. All goods should be produced where they are consumed, and flying in the sky is an elite behavior that encourages the pursuit of wealth. Wealth must not exist, otherwise people will yearn for it. We should end wealth, end air travel, and live off of the land in a Utopian animal farm. People should not be permitted to dream a better dream, and flying from one point in the world to another only encourages them.
Best we ban air travel all together.
I say we re-introduce travel by Blimp -- even if only to re-introduce drills for Blimp attacks.
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ReplyDeleteI agree about ending wealth. Look how that worked out in Detroit, there are now vast tracts of urban farmland where houses once stood. I think Detroit may be heaven on earth.
I'm considering homesteading there as long as the city has no bylaws prohibiting oxen within city limits.
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If I can't get to where I want to go by canoe and paddle, I don't want to go.
ReplyDeleteSweet. Let's all paddle to Cuba! First round of mojitos is on me.
ReplyDeleteWe'll remind those Cubanos who's wearing the pants in the relationship by drinking vodka mojitos, even though they're rancid.
Marx - I had a dream last night. I dreamt that your mother served you notice to vacant her basement. Do you think I am psychic?
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