Wednesday, December 2, 2009

I love Nancy Pelosi

Is there a more admirable woman on the Planet Earth today than Nancy Pelosi? The answer is no. Her unflinching spirit and superior intellect provide the framework for what every woman in the world should aspire to be. She has the brains of ten ordinary men, and she is advancing the socialist agenda farther than any who came before her. Even the Great Chairman Mao is envious of Speaker Nancy. Her beauty only serves to increase the effectiveness of her message, as men flock to her seductive eyes and beautiful smile. The way the light glistens off of her plastic face can blind the mere mortals who gaze upon her. A wise philosopher once said "I'm a barbie girl in a barbie world. Life in plastic, it's fantastic!"

I could not agree more. All hail Nancy Pelosi, a brave warrior for progressive socialist ideology if ever there was one! Not only is she one, she is number one!


  1. WOW. I truly hope you are being sarcastic, If not you have a real problem and should seek help.

    Rob C

  2. Are you kidding? I believe passionately that the prophecies of Marx are this planet's Holy texts. I am perfectly well adjusted!