Friday, December 18, 2009

Don't stop till you get enough!

I am furious about this Copenhagen Treaty! This does not make countries do what I want them to do, and therefore I demand that all world leaders stay in Copenhagen through Christmas until they can agree to do what I want them to do. I would like Jack Layton to stay in Denmark until the Climate Crisis has been resolved. We need Jack to blaze a trail into the future.

Have I ever mentioned how magnificent Comrade Soloman is? That's right, I think I remember doing that once.

We need a massive redistribution of wealth followed by a massive decrease in population and consumption, and only then can we save the planet. My two buddies agree with me, so this is peer reviewed and beyond reproach.


  1. I love your site. It's hilarious.

  2. I have developed a 6-point programme which will achieve practical results fast and does not require no Copenhagens. The best thing about it is that all the numbers are correct and will lead to massive reductions in greenhouse gas emissions immediately.

    Would you mind peer reviewing my paper