Friday, December 4, 2009

Ujjal Dosanjh, my Minister of Defense

I would like to officially nominate one of my personal heroes Ujjal Dosanjh to be the next Minister of Defense. Let me tell you a story about a man named Ujjal. We are still awaiting the test results to learn if he is mortal or indeed one of the blessed immortals. Comrade Ujjal served as the Attorney General in the magnificent Glen Clark Administration. When Glen resigned in 1999 amid ludicrous allegations that he swindled millions from taxpayers, we were gifted with a magnificent year of utopia under Ujjal. Then right wing propaganda over the marvelous Fast Ferries reduced our Utopian Government to two seats.

Glen and Ujjal did a magnificent job funnelling money to the trade unions who deserved all those taxpayers dollars for doing spectacular work. The reason that Glen was able to do what needed to be done was because he had an honourable man like Ujjal running the justice system. Praise be to Glen Clark and Ujjal Dosanjh! You are marvels of spectacularness, and I hope that both of you ascend to prominence in the future Rae administration. Has Layton already been promised Finance? If not, we need to consider Glen Clark. Ujjal should be running the military with the majestic enlightened zeal with which he ran the Department of Justice during the Clark Administration! Speaking of Clark, Ujjal's reign surpassed that of another hero of mine, Joe Clark.

"Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."

-Karl Marx

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