We must end this bourgeois practice of Christmas once and for all. It is nothing more than a tool by capitalist pigs to force poor people to spend money they don't have in order to fulfill some imaginary religious purpose. What do we get as a result? Consumers consume more, forcing factories to increase production, which dramatically increases pollution, which is going to contribute to a catastrophic climate shift in the next 20 years or less. We must stop Christmas effective immediately. Please, nobody go shopping. Save your money, save the planet, and donate everything you have to the Liberal Party of Canada. They are our only hope!
When somebody wishes you a Merry Christmas this holiday season, what they are really trying to say is please destroy the Planet and murder us all. If a capitalist pig wishes you a Merry Christmas, tell them to fuck off. Let's save the planet, by eliminating frivolous consumer holidays.
The left wing is insane!
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