I am fed up with the flat earthers who do not believe as I do that any day now we are going to experience a sudden catastrophic climate shift that will kill millions of people, possibly billions. I have seen the movie The Day After Tomorrow, and therefore I have seen the future. I know what is going to happen, and people are going to die, most of them poor people. Anyone who denies that this is going to happen is committing an act of murder and belongs in prison! All those innocent lives lost will be on their conscious. The time to act was three days before the day after tomorrow.
The world leaders who fail to do exactly what we demand they do should be tried in a rico prosecution at Nuremberg. These denyists are committing crimes against humanity and are advocating a genocide of polar bears and poor people. I am ashamed of my government for not believing what I believe. We should have listened to Al Gore who wanted us to shift all our food production to ethanol. Sure Al owned millions of dollars of stocks in the same industries he was promoting, but that is sound investment, not conflict of interest. Stephen Harper on the other hand is engaging in a massive act of depraved indifference and he wants to murder poor people and polar bears.
Shame on you Stephen Harper!
You need help. You are f#@k*d up
ReplyDeleteI am rubber and you are glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
ReplyDeletePut that in your pipe and smoke it!
Groucho
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing you saw The Day Before Yesterday....
Syncro
lol, this must be a parody, please tell me it is a parody :) Thanks for the laugh.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant satire! Well done.
ReplyDeleteWhen I first read the above, I thought that you were being super sarcastic. However after seeing your site, I am really sorry for your parents that they could have produced an incubus like you.
ReplyDeleteYou're right and tomorrow is the day after tomorrow from the day before yesterday.
ReplyDeleteG'bye, we're all going to die.
How old are you? Does momma and dadda know what you are doing ?
ReplyDeleteSATIRE!? This is serious stuff! How can you call the end of the world funny? You cons find humour in evil!
ReplyDeleteAnd my mom is on my ass to start paying rent. You should be allowed to live in your parent's basement rent free forever, especially if government subsidized housing is not readily available.
More poor people need to die. There are too many of them, and they continue to multiply. Maybe if we delay three days more than three days before the day after tomorrow, we can get rid of some more. Now not delaying would be on my conscious.
ReplyDeleteGenocide of fluffy white polar bears sounds promising. Which world leader is champening this,and where do i sign up. I want shares in what Al Gore has, as a sound investment of course, not as a conflict of interest.
Dear me, so many decisions to make, and so little time to make them.....
You miss the point. We want to bring the poor to prominence, not kill them intentionally like Harper wants to do.
ReplyDelete"I am fed up with the flat earthers who do not believe as I do.."
ReplyDelete"believe". You know you would have been better off claiming moral superiority if you had stuck with your parents religion and church.
But I understand you have joined the new religion and all the relevent beliefs. Bow to the Carbon Church. Make your envirocult leaders wealthy beyond reason. No doubt you'll get a gold star and a free newsletter from Suzuki and Gore.
I can get a free Suzuki - Gore Newsletter! Where do I sign up? I love those guys!
ReplyDeleteThe real issue facing the world is over population. So IF your 'end of the earth' type scenario does indeed happen, it would be good for Mother Earth as we cannot sustain 7B people (and growing), with 2/3 of them wanting to live like we do in the western world. The math doesn't add up.
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