Elizabeth May is a majestic creature, likely raised by unicorns in a galaxy far far away. I am mightily thankful that she exists, and is walking among us mere mortals. I am proud to have her on the front lines of our Marxist Enlightenment. I used to be weary of the Greens, but since May took over the team, they have steered sharply in my direction. Policies like Minimum Guaranteed Incomes are exactly what I dream of in my visions of Utopia. I deserve at least $30,000 annually whether I work or not. The world owes me a life, and Elizabeth May is pounding the pavement every day like a modern day Athena to make it happen!
In my future Bob Rae Administration, Elizabeth May needs to be in Cabinet, elected or otherwise. The only problem is what portfolio to give her, because while Environment is a given, I would also love for her to twinkle her magic in Industry, Finance, Human Resources, Natural Resources, among others. We need to give her at least six Ministries. Ujjal gets Defense for sure, Glen Clark gets Justice, Sid Ryan gets Foreign Affairs, Buzz Hargrove should get the CBC, with Bob Rae sitting in the Prime Minister's Office. In that instance, heaven would indeed be a place on Earth!
I suppose Layton can have Treasury or Health or whatever Baird does.
There is one job you left off the pole for lizzie.
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Marx - how about Elizabeth May as the Prime Minister and Bob Rae as her office boy? I am a feminist, I like to see powerful women in powerful posts. May, like you said "is a modern day Athena" and I would like to see her do what goddesses do....Magical things.
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God help us if Utopia ever happens...
ReplyDeleteIceman, you should not be allowed to have a public opinion.
ReplyDeleteI believe John Baird is actually the Honorable Minister of Retort. All he does is respond in QP to everything. The Ministry of Transport responsibility is really a cover, unless they mean for it to be about transporting the smack down on the opposition's heads.
ReplyDeleteLizzie may never win a seat, but that doesn't stop moonbats from loving her. I think its because a moonbat is totally devoid of reason and see a kindred spirit.
How about Minister of cartoon characters? Ya missed that one.
ReplyDeleteHow about Mrs May as Minister of Sport and Physical Fitness? She would be an inspiration for all porkers.
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