Monday, December 14, 2009

Let's all pretend to be Politicians!

I can't believe that I didn't think of this sooner! The best way to defeat our corrupt government is to pretend to be them in public and to the media. We can just make up fake stories and submit them to the media for publication. Fortunately for us we have most of the media on our side and can just feed them phony stories and they will run them without vetting. We can show up at public events pretending to be people's elected officials, and instruct them to do absurd things in order to videotape them and amuse our Liberal-selves. This is beautiful. We can pretend to be Conservatives and then run around stealing candy from babies and it will be hilarious to everybody because regular citizens will believe that it is really a conservative doing the ridiculous things that we ourselves are doing.

This is genius. It should not be illegal to impersonate politicians in public places and in a public forum. We should be allowed to parody our opponents while pretending to be them, such that less enlightened people believe that our opponent really is that way. I can't believe I didn't think of this sooner. I would like to thanks those two brave soldiers in Copenhagen who impersonated government officials and spread false press releases. May Marx be with you...

1 comment:

  1. That shouldn't be too hard, Michael Ignatief has been doing it for a few years now.