Thursday, January 7, 2010

There Will Be Facebook!

As a blog without a host wandering the wilderness of Canadian politics, I now see that the new yellow brick road to fame and fortune are Facebook Groups. I will seek shelter for a time within the warm confines of Facebook. Phase 1, join Facebooks Groups. Phase 2, if I can make a few friends then I will start creating new Facebook Groups. If I've learned anything from the CBC, it's that this will get me on TV!

If you do Facebook, look me up at progressivemarxist@gmail.com.

Some of the groups I have joined so far:

CAN YOU LIKE, WALK A LITTLE FASTER OR GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY?! 650,000 members

Petition BAN HOMEWORK! 1.3 million members

If 1 Million People Join My Dad Will not Put Our Dog to sleep 1.4 million members

Karl Marx 10,000 members

I AM CANADIAN and I can out DRINK Americans ANYDAY!!! 65,000 members

I am Canadian, therefore, I live in an igloo and ride polar bears to school 63,000 members

Laura will name her baby Megatron if 100,000 people join this group! 101,000 members

I'm bored therefore I'm hungry 95,000 members

I LOVE NANCY PELOSI 160 members



2 comments:

  1. PS...There Will Be Facebook was a play on There Will Be Blood, incase you common folk didn't get it....

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  2. And she fucking better have named the kid Megatron! Otherwise I may press charges...

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