Sunday, January 10, 2010
People, we need to relaunch Ignatieff's public image. My suggestion, polar bears sell. If you want to sell a policy idea, if you can attach polar bears as props it is easier to seduce the unwitting masses. Therefore my idea for the Liberal Party is to relaunch Ignatieff as a baby polar bear. If we can actually convince Canadians that Iggy not human, but rather a polar bear, it will be easy to sell the message. In fact, it doesn't even matter that we don't have a message, because polar bears have proven effective at selling ideas without supporting data. Somebody over at the Liberal marketing machine should run with my idea. Ignatieff is a polar bear. Liberal majority, here we come!