Thursday, March 11, 2010

Canada Pension

Last month I submitted my application to begin collecting my Canada Pension, and the government had the audacity to refuse my application for the ridiculous reason that I am 30 years old! Can you believe this shit? You are telling me that we as Canadians do not have the divine right to choose our own age of retirement? If I believe that the few hundred hours I have devoted to the Canadian workforce constitutes a job well done, that is my right. Once my working spirit tells me there's nothing left, there is nothing left. So I'm retired, shouldn't I then have the right to start collecting my pension? I have been paying into it for at least 500 hours! Each one of those hours passed like years. There has to be a law of relativity that can be presented as a mathematical proof that I have endured 500 years of soft labour.

Bob Rae for pension reform!

2 comments:

  1. Hear, hear! My grandfather (and many, many others of his generation) began collecting Canada Pension in 1977 after only paying into the plan for about 10 years. Why the double-standard?! I mean, he did fight the Nazis, but still..

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  2. Marx

    The Leftard Law of Relativity?

    Syncro

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