Stephen Harper Conquers British Columbia!

All you Canadians will be shocked and disturbed to know that Stephen Harper has subjugated our provincial democracy by conquering our legislature in a bloodless coup! I watched in horror today as Satan addressed our legislature after conquering from within and without, with no remorse for the destruction of democracy that his path of carnage reeks on the province. I don't know what else to say, like PeeWee Herman busted at a porno theatre. Prime Ministers should not be allowed to address provincial legislatures, because doing so erodes democracy and destroys the public trust in our federal government. Why hasn't the mainstream media covered the overthrow of our sovereignty? It doesn't make any sense. If this is truly the first time a Prime Minister has addressed our legislature, that should be a canary on the coal mine indicator that Harper is truly Emporor Palpatine.